botbloat.com tracking the agent-per-employee ratio since 2026

botbloat

noun · /ˈbɒt bloʊt/

The point at which a team has installed more AI agents than it has processes for those agents to run.

Symptoms include a Slack full of bots nobody remembers approving, three separate copilots doing the same summary, and a "productivity" dashboard that only agents read.

agent-monitor — org: acme-co
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org capacity claimed by agents 0%

Not anti-AI

Agents are genuinely useful. The problem starts when adopting them becomes the metric, instead of what they do.

A naming problem

Every org has this. Almost nobody has a word for it yet. We think it needs one, before the consultants invent a worse one.

Building slowly

This page is the whole thing for now. What comes next depends on who shows up. That's you.